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dishola /dish•ō•lâ/
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reneortiz

reneortiz (Rene Ortiz)

  • Last Login:
    June 30, 2009
  • Member Since:
    June 28, 2009
  • Homebase:
    Austin, TX 78745
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Foodie Fetishes

  • Recommended Food Safari: New Zealand for Tuna Iki Mata, Thailand for dried shrimp Miang on the street, Au pied de cochon for that ever so tasty boudin, Sea treasure in Australia for spanner crab, the tasty beef and produce with Fancis Malman, Masubi in Hawaii, breakfast @ el bajio Mexico DF. The list is very long.
  • And to Drink: Vino Verde, all amazing wines and Tequila (Romance)
  • Your Fantasy Tablemates: Fergus Henderson, Alexander Calder, Bjork, David Byrne, Frank Lloyd Wright, Richard Kern, and a lot of beautiful people I don't know. 
  • Favorite Cuisine: Asian" Thai" - and anyone person's home that cooks for me and my family.
  • Last Meal Request: Salt and pepper Mud Crab in Shralanka with my good Friend, Kami. I miss her dearly
  • Favorite Eating Town: Sydney AUS- Golden Century My favorite City:  Brooklyn NYC because that's where it started

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