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joshwatkins

joshwatkins (Josh Watkins)

  • Last Login:
    October 22, 2009
  • Member Since:
    October 19, 2009
  • Homebase:
    Austin, TX 78745
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About joshwatkins

Executive Chef at the AT&T Executive Education and Conference Center... this includes The Carillon, the Tejas, Gabriel's Cafe, the oneTwenty5 Cafe, banquet and catering, and the Blanton Cafe. Previously Chef de Cuisine at The Driskill.

Foodie Fetishes

  • Recommended Food Safari: Go to Barcelona and get yourself some braised octopus, boiled yukon gold potatoes, and crunchy sea salt served in a wooden bowl finished with a healthy amount of cold pressed Spanish extra virgin olive oil.
  • And to Drink: Voss sparkling water or home brew
  • Your Fantasy Tablemates: The cast of “Caddy Shack”, cast of “The Big Lebowski”, and Dana Cowin
  • Favorite Cuisine: Californian cuisine
  • Last Meal Request: Large double meat double cheese Dan’s hamburger with jalapeño, bacon, and onion rings
  • Favorite Eating Town: San Francisco

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